Well, I found this over the internet. Hopefully it will give you some inspiration to customize your voicemail. By the way, I should be studying now instead of surfing the web. “Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? you guessed it. Guess what’s next? You guessed it…” […]
E-mail August 17th, 2006 It has been a while since I posted anything from my e-mail, so here is one that got me laughing. Look at the variations of the legendary World Cup finals act. Unfortunate way to end an amazing career with. I do hope he will be remembered as an amazing and great […]
E-mail August 16th, 2006 Although I prefer dogs, there are a new way to categorize cats. Apparently domesticated ones tend to mimic their owners. Look at the proof below: The House Cat The Hip Hop Cat The Metal Cats The Stevie Wonder Cat The Stoner Rock Cat The Techno Cat iCat
A quick post here, an e-mail that I just received that is worth sharing, Corporate Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands […]
An e-mail received that is worth sharing. HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB? Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and […]
A Mail I Received That Is Worth Sharing. Subject: 11 Rules from Bill Gates To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically-correct teachings created a […]
There was once a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. “Well,” she said, “I think I’ll braid my hair today,” so she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw […]
This one really got me laughing in the morning at work and is worth sharing. Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and […]
Finally something worth sharing from my inbox. Read it and have a laugh or two. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges […]
Just received another cool e-mail that is worth sharing…… Effective From Today Onwards Dress Code 1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay […]