Everday Maths

Just received this e-mail and thought it should be a good share. We use maths in our everyday life and I am not talking about the hit show numb3rs. Well have a good read and enjoy it.

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Free Internet Marketing Seminar

I just attended an internet marketing preview at Copthorne Orchid Hotel, Penang for Stores Online. I have heard about them from a previous seminar preview which had certainly made me even more curious to find out more. As a bonus, they were offering a free meal and a planner just for me and my guest just for attending a roughly 2 hour event. I am pretty sure there is a massive catch for all of that but we will cover that towards the end.

I have big thumbs up for the event as credits have to be given to them for starting promptly and maintaining professionalism. I hate to say this but it is so much better than Malaysian based agencies that organize free previews for Anthony Robbins and other internet seminars which are often led by broken English speaking speakers. Every time I attend such badly organized events which are made to earn money as it is a business, I would not sign up towards the end no matter how amazing the package they were offering may seem. I believe since seminar previews are to create hype and get as much sign ups as possible for an event, they need to take the attendees seriously. Remember that the agencies that organize such previews get a cut or commission from the amount of sign ups. If an agency can place a horrible speaker for the preview with the intention of achieving max returns for their efforts, you should roughly know the characteristics of the company and attitude of the people running the company and what service you can expect from them in the future.

Enough of complaining, lets return to the preview I attended. Although what they were presenting at the event was very basic for most internet marketers, a lot that were present only had basic knowledge of the internet. I am glad that they manage to create awareness for how rewarding the internet can be and motivated hundreds that were present.

I often laugh whenever the price of a seminar is reviewed towards the end because they make it look like you just need to invest close to nothing after the bonuses if you commit yourself at that time. These bonuses are often made of self over priced items that are not available in the market like e-books for internet seminars. So, be careful on signing up and never consider the bonuses as it is just a marketing bait to make the event that is being promoted more saleable.

However, in this preview, they were promoting a whole day seminar that will be held in KL Marriot Hotel for only RM150.00 with a guest and they promise to offer RM250.00 transport subsidy for outstation participations claimable at the end of the seminar. This means that I am actually being paid RM100 just for attending it. So, since I have nothing to lose, I signed up for it. I am not doing it for the RM100 which will be stupid for anyone to do so. I would like to educate myself on what they will be presenting and the catch. They would not be offering anyone a free meal and organizers for nothing plus they are not making money from the RM150.00 charged. I am pretty sure that they will be making the big catch during the seminar and I am curios to know what it is about.

I did a quick search on the internet and all I see was bad reviews about the company. Being me, I would not listen to anyone and rather see it for myself but it does make things more exciting.

That’s all for the moment, I will update you on the seminar which I am attending on May 31st.

Take care and see you soon.

Benny Ong

Penang Property Auction

I attended my first Property Auction at PISA today as a viewer rather than a bidder. It was jointly organized by Bumiputera-Commerce Bank along with Palma Housing and MNP.

Being familiar with how ebay works, the auction terms and proceedings were roughly the same. However, there were lawyers sitting on one side and bankers on the other side. The moment there was a property successfully auctioned out; officials will escort the winner to sign the necessary paperwork.

The highlight of the event was about the hottest property which was a three storey commercial shop house that has 9 bidders registered with the reserve price of RM405,000. According to the chairperson of the auction, properties that have more than two interested bidders will have a start bid price of the reserve price plus one bid increment. Bid increments were set at RM10,000 based on the property price meaning the effective start price will be RM415,000. It created a stir among the interested bidders as previous bid increments were only RM1,000 and one particular bidder was so unsatisfied, he went on to tear the mini brochure that lists all the property up for bids in front of the whole crowd. Eight of the bidders decided to withdraw their bids and one bidder was left which went on to get the property at the reserve price of RM405,000. She was no doubt the smartest investor and got the property at the lowest possible price. I am pretty sure that majority of the bidders that withdraw earlier reacted by emotion or following others. If either one of them stayed firm and decided to proceed with the bidding, he or she would have the possibility of securing the property at a much lower price as well. The lesson I would say is that to always stay firm and never be influenced by emotions or others.

I also learnt that non-bumiputera individuals may not represent a bumiputera in bidding for a bumiputera property. If you are puzzled, there is dual class citizenship in Malaysia. Bumiputera citizens are considered to be original inhabitants of the country where else non-Bumiputera are the opposite. The government has allocated a number of properties and land that can be purchased only by Bumiputeras. This lesson came out when two non-bumiputera bidders were registered to bid for a Bumiputera property.

We went to Equatorial Hotel that evening for buffet dinner to celebrate Mother’s Day. What did you do for Mother’s Day?

Well, I hope you have learnt something from my experience at the auction.

Take care,

Benny Ong

Free Pong Game Download

Greetings everyone,

Well, look at what I did on my spare time, I created a Pong game.

For those unaware of what the game is about, here is a brief history courtesy of wikipedia:

“PONG is a video game based on ping-pong, released by Atari on November 29, 1972. It is the first video game to win widespread popularity, in both its arcade and home console versions.

Its creators were the first to recognize that technology had evolved sufficiently to make such a game possible. Displaying graphics on a video screen and reacting immediately to user input required more computer power than 1960s consumer products could afford. Even in 1970, the computing power of a modern cell phone would have required a mainframe computer the size of a small apartment.

However, by drawing only two lines for paddles, a line for the net and a square for the ball, Pong was playable as a graphical game on the primitive technology of the early 1970s. It unleashed a torrent of innovation and creativity that represented the first generation of video game development.�

The version I created can be played directly from your desktop and the screenshot of the game is below:


Bennyong.com Pong

Feel free to redistribute the version I created as it is freeware. Don’t worry, I did not put any spy ware on the program and it has been scanned for virus. However, I can’t confirm the compatibility of the game with system configurations but if you have Windows XP, it should work fine.

The file is just a single executable file and no installation is required. It can be stored nicely in your thumb drive as it is just a mere 433KB.

Click here to download it now for Free. Please remember to send me your feedback.

Take care.

Benny Ong

London Pass

Your Passport to London that gives you FREE entry to over 50 Favourite Attractions as well as option for travel on public transport on buses, tubes and trains. The London Pass offers not only great value and convenience, but also enables you to beat the queues at selected attractions.

When I was visiting tourist spots in London as a student, people tend to ask me how I could afford it because all the entry prices were so expensive and even student rates could not help us unfortunate skint students. Mind you, I was not spending my parent’s money.

Although I spent most of my free time in Tate Modern, British Museum, Imperial War Museum and The National Gallery because they were free, no experience in London can be complete without visiting key places such as St Paul’s Cathedral (£9.00), Tower Bridge Exhibition (£5.50), London Aquarium (£11.75) and Shakespeare’s Globe (£9.00).

If I would personally just go to three of this places and buying tickets for them separately, it would have cost me a whooping £35.25. I would enjoy a savings of £6.25 if I visited these three areas with a one day London Pass and £7.45 if I got the London Pass that includes a travel.

London Pass is your Passport to London that gives you FREE entry to over 50 Favorite Attractions as well as option for travel on public transport on buses, tubes and trains.

The London Pass not only gets you into this tourist spots but also allows you to jump the queue in often crowded tourist spots such as the Tower of London and St Paul’s Cathedral. When I was at Tower of London, I did not have to queue to get my tickets and just went through the express lanes that made me and my mates feel like VIPs.

You don’t simply just get a card but also a mini guidebook with a map that highlights all the museums and exhibitions you may enter for free with the pass. The guidebook also comes with free vouchers that entitle you to free gifts and discounts on famous food and beverages outlets.

You can get two types of London Pass with or without travel at adult or child rates. I would recommend that you get the one with travel because it comes with a Zone 1-6 Travelcard that is worth £12.40 during peak hours that you may use for unlimited travel the whole day on Buses and the Underground.

If you do get the London Pass, get the one that includes travel to enjoy extra savings since you are going to need transport anyway and my recommendation for your journey would be as below. This is the exact trail I made with my first London Pass and it might be a rush for some but well worth it for me.

Start of early and enter St Paul’s Cathedral (£9.00) at 8.30 a.m., make your way down to Tower of London (£15.00) and then The Tower Bridge Experience (£5.50) followed by the HMS Belfast (£8.50), Britain At War Experience (£9.50), wine tasting at Vinopolis (£15.00), Shakespeare’s Globe (£9.00), London Aquarium (£11.75) and end the day with a game of bowling at the Namco Station at London County Hall with £3.00 worth of token free just next to where the Aquarium is. This whole trip would have cost £86.25 just on admissions and £92.45 with a peak one day travelcard. I saved a total of £58.45 just by being smart and using a London Pass for my visits.

The whole adventure took us about 12 hours during summer weekday and we took self guided tours in each location. We recommend you to spend time at places you like most and feel free to skip some of the places above if it does not interest you. Remember to enjoy the trip and not rush. We had lunch while walking on the South Bank which saved us some time.

Please note that the prices used for individual tourist attractions in this post are adult and correct at time of this post was made as obtained from its respective official website and are all of the highest possible value and not considering off peak rates or concessions that may be available.

My Tip:

To make your trip a memorable one, plan ahead and check for the opening and closing times. Operating times may differ according to daylight savings. Check Transport For London’s official website for details about possible suspension of certain tube lines or busses. Tube lines are often suspended during weekends for engineering works.

Other places you may also visit with your London Pass:

London Zoo (£14.80)
Kensington Palace (£11.50)
Kew Gardens (£11.75)
Windsor Castle (Includes Free Transport from Paddington if bought with Travel) (£13.50)
Hampton Court Palace (£12.30)

Click here for more information and to get your the London Pass.

Well, thats all, share your experiences with me when you are done with your trip and try to beat my record at the amount of savings I made.

Take care.

Benny Ong XXX

Start Your Own Web Hosting Company

Dear Readers,

It has come to my attention that most people would like to start an online business but do not know how. If you are one of those, my advice is that you test out the waters first by understanding the basics and how online businesses run.

I have a great opportunity to share with you today on how to get the ball rolling on your first internet business at zero cost. Well, I am about to reveal to you a secret to easily launch your own web hosting company for free.

Please note that this is not an attempt to sell you a product as you do not even need to pay anything to join. This is a great opportunity for anyone to launch their first online project as it can be done completely free.

Today, everyone including companies and individuals are getting their businesses online. Hence, they will need a place to host their website. We have clearly identified a need and what better way to cater to their needs by offering quality web hosting services? You can do exactly that with your own web hosting business.

This web hosting business will be branded as your own and you even set your profit margin. Some of the key benefits are that you do not need to lease or rent your own server, hire staff to provide customer support and handle all the massive paperwork and agreements including licensing like I did when I started my first web hosting company. This is a golden opportunity and everyone should sign up and it involves zero risk.

More benefits include that your company will be supported 24 hours by trained technical support staff providing customer support directly to your customers. There is also phone support for pre-sales questions and automated credit card processing provided. This will save you thousands of dollars every month on hiring staff and merchant fees. It is exactly like running your own hosting company without all the hassle and you do not need to worry about customers finding about who is behind the scenes as all of this will be running anonymously.

Remember that in every business 0 inventories is the best. With this unique program, you are actually reselling a service under your own brand. It will be sold as on demand basis and when a customer signs up on your page; you earn 100% of the commission on the pricing you set. There is no commitment on this business as there are no minimum sales requirements to be achieved monthly to keep your account running.

Remember, you do not need to put any money upfront. Sounds too good to be true, well my site Hostonfire.com is exactly doing that. Here is some of the benefit worth highlighting:

FREE HOSTING

Your web hosting business website will be hosted for free on USA reliable servers with your own domain for as long as you decide to keep your business running.

NO HTML KNOWLEDGE REQUIRED

There are no designing or programming skills required and your professionally designed website can be up and running in less than 10 minutes with a few simple clicks.

NO DEPOSITS OR RE-OCCURING FEES

Unlike most reseller hosting provider, you are not required to place any deposits or register for a reseller’s account that involves monthly payments.

NO MINIMUM SALES

The company does not set a minimum sales quota for you to enjoy the benefits of running your hosting company for you. Your account will continue to be hosted for free if you do not make any sales.

RISK FREE

This is indeed a risk free investment as there is no initial capital involved. There will be no contracts to sign and you may decide not to continue your business anymore and claim back your own domain name for other use.

FULLY AUTOMATED

The website is fully automated and you can earn while you sleep. The payments and customer support are all handled for you.

WHOLESALE PRICES

Once you are registered, you can configure your own hosting plans and purchase disk space and bandwidth at wholesale prices.

PROCESS MANUAL ORDERS

You may set up customer hosting accounts manually and collect payments from your own premises.

API

If you have programming skills, you may integrate all this into your existing website using your existing interface.

GET RE-OCCURING COMMISSIONS

You will get paid every year commission for the customers that renew their accounts.

AND MANY MORE

The benefits are just endless.

Sounds too good to be true? Well, click here to register now!

Here are a few of my recommendations on what you can do to be more professional. Upon signing up, you may use your own domain name or a given a free sub-domain. I would recommend that you use your own domain name to get your own web identity and enjoy your own branding benefits. Domain names can be purchased from as low as RM48.00 (USD 12.80) from my company site at http://www.velocityspark.net.

Remember that since all the work is mostly done for you, all you need to do is get as much traffic as possible to your website and you may see results as soon as day one. I can help you secure massive traffic for your website at amazingly low rates.

Well, what are you waiting for, click here to be forwarded to the website right here, right now!

Contact me if you need any assistance.

That’s all folks!

Benny Ong

Youths Arts Education Penang

I was at Beach Street today with my sister attending an event to showcase the progress of the ARTS-ED program which is an arts education program for young people jointly organized by USM-PECC and sponsored by Digi.

The performances by the participants were indeed amazing. The great thing was the youths were embracing culture and learning more about Penang’s rich heritage from arts. If I am not mistaken, it is a four months program and the kids still have two months to go before their big performance.

The first four videos are of performances using traditional instruments.


This last video is just some dance moves choreograph from looking at movements of hawkers and traders in Chulia Street, Penang.


How I wish I would have got involved in events such as this when I was younger. My kids will definitely be attending such sessions. Below are some of the videos from the mini showcase and the main event will be on July 15th. Please check local press for details.

In the meantime, I am still organizing pictures of my travel to be posted on this blog. Stay tune for that.

Benny Ong

10,000 Real Visitors

I just purchase some traffic for one of my sites at an amazing bargain price. My intentions were to test them out and calculate the conversion rate. Since traffic that I bought was untargeted meaning anyone can view it, I see no harm in gaining more exposure to increase my site’s online brand awareness.

The company that sold me the package promised to deliver 10,000 visitors to my site within 60 days. A huge amount of potential buyers I would say. Just a handful of buyers would cover my initial advertising costs.

After day one of the campaign being kicked off, I checked my traffic statistics to see an increase in visitors and their reffering url’s. I can’t help but notice a domain name that was sending the majority of the traffic. Being me, I decided to check it out.

Apparently what it was is just using an Auto Surf website to display your page to others. To those who are unaware of Auto Surf websites, they are websites created to display pages after pages of websites automatically using a script. Anyone can register for an account with them and earn credits for viewing other registered users website or advertiser’s site in my case. The credits earned can are exchanged for the exposure of your site.

I was somewhat disappointed but hey, I am learning everyday. The downside to this scheme was that some people would not even bother looking at your site as their intentions are only to get traffic for their own use. However, it can be a cheap and effective way for marketers to get traffic for their sites if they have the correct targeted market.

I usually use free banner exchanges to promote my new site launches as they can be setup quickly and for free. I usually register a free banner exchange account for each of my campaigns separately because of the free bonus credits given to you upon signing up. The free credits itself can gain you major exposure and lots of potential visitors to your site. A special tip is to change your banners maybe every two months to get more clicks that turns into visitors and remember to target your market. For example, I use a UK banner exchange site for my UK websites.

That’s all from me at the moment, till next time, take care.

Benny Ong

Sex Sells

A company called Shai that sell clothing decided to use porn as their catalogs. Their catalog for their summer 2006 collection are in three videos and each feature one of the three possible combinations of sexual partners from men and women entitled One, Two and Three Reasons to be Shai. I would very much like to post their videos here but if I do so, my site would get into trouble as it is not hosted on an adult content permitted server.

Well, I guess the company decided to use Porn to create an instant buzz for their clothes but they will in the end pay a heavy price in terms of image for their company. Don’t you think so? Would you feel comfortable wearing FCUK or TopShop clothes if they are associated with sexual acts? I might be wrong on this.

I am just wondering if they are actually airing the video on national TV. Not Malaysia obviously but somewhere else.

Curious on how the video looks like? All three videos are available on their website. Do a quick search for the terms “Shai Clothing� and you can quickly find the mentioned site. Forget about that, I have been getting tons of hits recently about this and as an incentive to my visitors, here are the links to the videos but be warn that it may take a while to load.

Shai Catalogue Women – Women

Shai Catalogue Men – Women

Shai Catalogue Men-Men

Tell me what you think.

That’s all folks…

Benny Ong

01-02-03-04-05-06

So, what is the hype lately about these numbers? For starters, those will represent an exact time and date on earth. Yup, those numbers can be translated into 01:02:03 04/05/06 with the first three numbers representing the time and the remaining ones representing the date and is exactly when this post is being posted through the scheduling tool. (Thank you wordpress!)

This arrangement of numbers would not happen again for another 100 years in 2106. A lifetime I would say. So, what should a person do to commemorate such an occasion or is it just not worth celebrating at all? You tell me. (I personally find it a good excuse to get drunk) Although, I believe most people will be asleep at that time, it is good for us who are awake to just vision what the world will be in the exact sequence of time and date a 100 years from that exact second.

I somehow saw Microsoft still being in existence and comfortably the market leader. Ouch…! Not a good vision is it.

Well, that’s about it really. I just believe that this something worth sharing and taking a note of.

To the next 100 years!

Benny Ong XXX