English + Chinese

I just received this e-mail a couple of minutes ago and I believe that it is worth sharing.

Have fun reading !!

You might like this. This is hilarious… even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and S ingaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with… 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But
the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I ru n until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don’t understand, I am so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1.

Did it manage to put a smile in your face. Well, just copy it and paste it on your blog or e-mail it to a friend.

Take care….

Benny Ong XXX

Vote For Me

After seeing countless of ads on MTV about the upcoming Asia Awards in Bangkok, Thailand, I decided to give their website a visit. They were giving out all expense paid trip and other cool merchandise as prizes to encourage viewers to vote. Since I have nothing to lose, I voted and when I was about to leave, I finally read the flash banner that says Haeir Superstar Search. Being curious, I decided to click on it and landed on page full of pictures of people with somewhat cute and disgusting poses. (Some still believe they are Japanese Manga characters) Those are the pictures of contestants wishing to be a part of the show. Yup, prizes like entrance tickets to the Asia Awards were once again up for grabs. Plus, there were a guaranteed gift for filling up the survey. Once again, I registered, fill up the survey and uploaded the funniest pose I believe I have done. I have more obscene pictures that might be offending which I had to stop myself from posting although it was tempting. The posted picture is the same picture as the website header of me in a cap and an abacus. I even had to write a short description which I title “Math Genius� (see the pic to understand the theme) as follow:

“I just discovered about this contest after voting for my favorite acts and did not realize that I will be asking for people’s vote minutes later. It has always been a dream of mine to attend MTV Asia Awards acting as an ambassador for Malaysian Music and I hope I will be worthy of your vote. Thank you for viewing my picture and your interest. Do take care of yourself and see you at the awards show if I win and if you’ve got the tickets.�

The trick now is to convince as many people to vote for me which will contribute 50% to my selection of winning a prize. I am of course aiming for the all expense paid trip or I will be content with the Haier 37 inch LCD TV. Enough said, the reason that I am posting this is to ask for your votes buddies. Put in your entry as it closes on 23rd April and message me and I will vote for you. The links are all below:

Click Here To Vote For Me

MTV Asia Awards Website

Haier Superstar Search

Thanks and take care.

Benny Ong XXX

I Am Still Alive

Well, it has been a while since I really sat down and write a proper post. The reason is that I have been busy experimenting on several online projects (just an excuse). One of them involves messing around with a couple of blogs to get more hits for all of my sites. I have set a few targets like generating more visits to my whole network of sites and even redesigning some.

One of my new implementation is to have adsense featured on most pages. However, there are some sites which I can do so because of professionalism. For example, I can’t have a web hosting company website that advertises competitors service.

Enough said about my online projects. Well, I went to Giant Bayan Baru just now and was surprised to see them having three troleys filled up with equal amount of products purchased from three different stores which were Giant themselves, Tesco and Carrefour. They enlarged the receipts of each purchases with an emphasis on the total price. Giant obviously sum up to be the cheapest with roughly about RM 60 (if I remembered right) of savings compared to Tesco which turned out to be the most expensive. Is good to see such healthy competition going on that will benefit the consumers. When will they actually have TV ads for it I wonder.

I will be getting a new PC tomorrow from the Penang PC Fair at PISA. It will be a tight month for me after that purchase because I still have my bills and car loan to pay. Hopefully, I will get through it.

Well, can’t wait to go bargaining tomorrow.

Till next time, take care…

Benny Ong XXX

P/S: By the way, I just launched a new blog called Malaysia Top News.

Online Casino

I have always wanted to start an online casino and since I currently have the resources and some spare time to do so, I am in the process of getting it done. Once completed, it will be in several languages.

The website is http://www.ultimatewealthcorner.com

The site will also be full of online documentations and I am aiming at over 300 pages of casino related articles.

Wish me luck on that k.

Feel free to consult me if you have any interesting web ideas or businesses that you wish to put online.

Till the next time. Take care.

Benny Ong XXX

New Guestbook Installed

Finally, I have a new guestbook installed using the cool tool provided for free with hostonfire.com’s web hosting account. It allows you to install scripts without any programming knowledge with a few simple clicks. The whole blog was installed using the free tool and you can easily install galleries, message board, classifieds and more. Hosting prices starts from as low a $4.99/mth.

Back to my site for now, feel free to sign my brand new cool guestbook at http://www.bennyong.com/guestbook . No ads please and watch your language while you are posting as well. ; )

I am looking forward to reading your posts and thanks in advance.

Have A Nice Day!

Benny Ong XXX

Shakira Mania

Well, I just had the Shakira fever once again. I was doing some housekeeping on my PC and stumbled upon some Shakira videos. It is not her videoclips though. It is mostly her advertisments for Pepsi. I have decided to delete them but before that I should share it on the internet. So, here they are…. Enjoy….

Shakira Pepsi Advertisment (2001)

Shakira Pepsi Advertisment 2

Shakira Nokia Commercial

Shakira Pepsi Advertisment 2003

Shakira 2003 Reebok Commercial

Benny Ong

Ninth Malaysian Plan

Yeah, Finally, penang have something to look forward to….

Under the ninth Malaysia plan for 2006 -2010, we are going to get a second bridge which will ease the traffic on the over abuse existing Penang Bridge. Besides that, we will get a monorail…. yipee… Our neighbours in Kulim will get their Technology Park expanded.

Click here to read more about the ninth Malaysian plan on the governments official website. It is available in Bahasa and English.